Couple of jokes,
- A Lawyer, Hitler, and charles manson are all in the same room, you have a gun with 2 bullets,
- question is who do you shoot first.
- Answer is you shoot the lawyer 2 times.
Second joke
- Woman walked into a bar carrying a duck, the bartender yells get that pig out of here.
The woman states it is not a pig it is a duck, the bartender then states I was talking to the duck
