Couple of jokes,

  • A Lawyer, Hitler, and charles manson are all in the same room, you have a gun with 2 bullets,
  • question is who do you shoot first.
  • Answer is you shoot the lawyer 2 times.


    Second joke

  • Woman walked into a bar carrying a duck, the bartender yells get that pig out of here.

The woman states it is not a pig it is a duck, the bartender then states I was talking to the duck